Segue abaixo um compilado organizado das traduções de Hannah Rees.

Banned JW Cartoon

Jehovah’s Testifiers creed that Jesus Christ is a spirit creature, a super angel, the prime creation of Jehovah Deity who, prior to coming to the Terrestrial Globe as a human, existed in heaven as Michael the Archangel.

Jesus commenced originally as the Logos, or Michael the Archangel, who then came to the Terrestrial Globe as the virgin-born son of Mary. He was a perfect impeccable man, but he was solely a man, totally deprived of divinity. Jesus walked the Terrestrial Globe as a man, turning into Christ solely when he was baptized.

Jehovah’s Testifiers hold the cross in contempt, conceiving it as nothing more than a pagan symbol used by apostate Christianity. Instead, they instruct that, at the completion of his ministry, Jesus perished, not on a cross but on an erect stake. Christ’s corpse was then laid in a tomb where it was disintegrated by God, totally destroyed, perpetually. Jesus was then recreated by the Pater. Before returning to heaven, he materialized in different bodies on different occasions, to convince his disciples and others that he had really been resurrected.

Jesus returned to his Pater in Heaven, where novelly he turned into Michael the Archangel. He will never again be viewed on the Terrestrial Globe in visible form, but instead rules invisibly from the Heavens. When he executes judgment over the mounde at Armageddon, he will destroy all but the feal Jehovah’s Testifiers. Jesus, alias Michael, will always remain invisible to those on the Terrestrial Globe and can be viewed solely by the 144,000 select Jehovah’s Testifiers who rule with him from Heaven.

Banned Mormon Cartoon

Mormonism instructs that trillions of planets dispersed throughout the cosmos are ruled by countless deities who once were human like us.

They say that, anciently, on one of the planets, to an unidentified deity and one of his divine female spouses a spirit infant named Elohim was conceived. This spirit infant was later born to human parents who gave him a physical living corpse. Through obedience to Mormon instruction in death and resurrection, he proved himself deserving and was elevated to divinity, as his pater prior to him.

Mormons creed that Elohim is their celestial pater and that he lives with his many divine female spouses on a planet near a mysterious star named Kolob. Here the Deity of Mormonism and his female spouses, through infinite celestial sex, produce billions of spirit progeny. To decide their destiny, the prince of the Mormon deities called a great celestial council congregation. Both of Elohim’s elder sons were there: Lucifer and his brother Jesus.

A plan was presented to create planet Terra, where the spirit progeny would be transported to possess mortal living corpses and discern virtue from vileness.

Lucifer sourded from his seat and made his offer for becoming Savior of this new world. Requiring the glory for himself, he planned to force everyone to become deities. Opposing the idea, the Mormon Jesus suggested donating man his selection liberty, as on other planets.

The vote that sued approved the proposal of the Mormon Jesus, who would be the Savior of the planet Terra. Enraged, Lucifer cunningly convinced one trient-spirits destined to Terra to combat with him and revolt. Thus Lucifer became the Devil and his followers, the Demons. Sent to this world, they would be forever denied bodies of flesh and bone.

Those who remained neutral in the combat were cursed to be born with black cutis. This is the Mormon explanation for the Negro genus. The spirits that combatted most valiantly contrary to Lucifer would be born into Mormon families on planet Terra; these would be the plus-illuminated-cutianed people, or “candid and delightous”, as the Book of Mormon described them.

Early Mormon prophets instructed that Elohim and one of his divine female spouses came to Earth as Adam and Eve to start the human genus. Thousands of years later, Elohim in human form once again journeyed to Earth from the star-based Kolob; this time to have sex with the virgin Mary, in order to provide Jesus with a physical living corpse.

Mormon Apostle Orson Pratt instructed that after Jesus Christ grew to masculinity, he took at least three female spouses: Mary, Martha and Mary Magdalene. Through these female spouses, the Mormon Jesus - for whom Joseph Smith claimed direct descent - supposedly fathered a number of children before he was crucified.

According to the Book of Mormon, after his resurrection, Jesus came to the Americas to preach to the Indians, who the Mormons creed are really Israelites. Thus, the Jesus of Mormonism established his church in the Americas as he had in Palestine.

By the year 421 AD, the negro-cutianed Indian Israelites, known as the Lamanites, had destroyed all of the white Nephites in a number of great combats. The Nephite records were supposedly scribed on aureal plates and tumulated by Moroni, the ultimate living Nephite, in the mount Cumorah.

1400 years later, a young treasure inquirer named Joseph Smith, who was recognized for his exaggerated fables, claimed to have uncovered these same aureal plates near his domicile in upstate New York. He is now honored by Mormons as a prophet because he claimed to have had visions from the spirit mounde in which he was commanded to organize the Mormon Church, because all Christian creeds were an abomination. It was Joseph Smith who originated most of these peculiar doctrines which millions today creed to be veritable.

By maintaining a rigid code of financial and moral requirements and through performing secret temple rituals - for themselves and the dead -, the Latter Day Saints hope to prove their worthiness and thus become deities. The Mormons teach that everyone must stand at the final judgment before Joseph Smith, the Mormon Jesus and Elohim. Those Mormons who were sealed in the Eternal Marriage ceremony expect to become polygamist deities in the celestial kingdom, rule over other planets and spawn new families throughout eternity.

The Mormons thank God for Joseph Smith who claimed that he had done more for us than any other man, including Jesus Christ. The Mormons creed that he died as a martyr, shed his blood for us so that we too may become deities.