Segue abaixo um compilado organizado das traduções em Anglish de Ellery Rowe.

Forbidden Jehovah's Witness Cartoon

Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that Jesus Christ is ə ghost wight, an over-errand-ghost, the first making of Jehovah God who, before coming to earth as ə man, was in heaven as Michael the High Errand-ghost.

Jesus started out at first as the Word, or Michael the High Errand-ghost, who then came to earth as the femmen-born son of Marry. He was a flawless sinless man, but he was only a man, without any divinity. Jesus walked the Earth as a man, becoming the Christ only when he was immersed in the water.

Jehovah’s Witnesses forhow the rood, feeling that it is nothing more than a heathen token used by withersake Christendom. Instead, they teach that, at the fullness of his thaning, Jesus died, not on a rood but on an upright stake. Christ’s body was then laid in an earthern where it was unmade by God, totally undone forever. Jesus was then gainmade by the Father. Before going to heaven, he anworked in unlike bodies on unlike throws, to win over his learningmen and others that he had really been gainrisen.

Jesus eftcame to his Father in Heaven, where once again he became Michael the High Errand-ghost. He will never again be seen on the Earth in seen form, but instead rules unseenly from the Heavens. When he evens doom over the world at the Endtime, he will undo all but the faithful Jehovah’s Witnesses. Jesus, also known as Michael, will always remain unseen to those on earth and can be seen only by the 144,000 chosen Jehovah’s Witnesses who rule with him from Heaven.

Forbidden Mormon Cartoon

Mormonism teaches that trillions of tunglen scattered throughout the All are wielded by endless gods who once were mannish like us.

They say that, long ago, on one of the tunglen, to an unknown god and one of his goddess wives a ghost child named Elohim was begotten. This ghost child was later born to mannish elders who gave him a fleshly body. Through hearsomeness to Mormon teaching in death and uprist, he soothed himself worthy and was aheaved to godhood, as his father before him.

Mormons believe that Elohim is their heavenly father and that he lives with his many goddess wives on a tungle near a rowny star called Kolob. Here the God of Mormonism and his wives, through endless heavenly mone, beget billions of ghost children. To choose their orlay, the head of the Mormon gods called a great heavenly moot meeting. Both of Elohim’s elder sons were there: Lightbearend and his brother the Haelend.

A plan was presented to build the Earth, where the ghost children would be sent to take on deathshildy bodies and learn good from evil.

Lightbearend stood and made his bid for becoming healand of this new world. Wanting the wolder for himself, he planned to force everyone to become gods. Gainstanding the thank, the Mormon Haelend put forward giving man his freedom of kir, as on other tunglen.

The wale that followed greenlit the foresetting of the Mormon Haelend, who would be the healand of the Earth. Wroth, Lightbearend cunningly won over one third of the ghosts destined to Earth to fight with him and revolt. Thus Lightbearend became the Devil and his followers, the devils. Sent to this world, they would be forever atsaken bodies of flesh and bone.

Those who bode as unsidey in the battle were cursed to be born with black skin. This is the Mormon recking for the Negro race. The ghosts that fought most wightly against Lightbearend would be born into Mormon kin on planet Earth; these would be the lighter-skinned folk, or “white and delightsome”, as the Book of Mormon amarked them.

Early Mormon seers taught that Elohim and one of his goddess wives came to Earth as Adam and Eve to start the mannish race. Thousands of years later, Elohim in mannish form once again fared to Earth from the star-based Kolob; this time to have lairteam with the unwed Mary, in order to supply the Haelend with a physical body.

Mormon Apostle Orson Pratt taught that after the Haelend Christ grew to manhood, he took at least three wives: Mary, Martha and Mary Magdalene. Through these wives, the Mormon Haelend - for whom Joseph Smith claimed direct descent - supposedly fathered a number of children before he was crucified.

According to the Book of Mormon, after his resurrection, Haelend came to the Americas to preach to the Indians, who the Mormons believe are really Israelites. Thus, the Haelend of Mormonism established his church in the Americas as he had in Palestine.

By the year 421 AD, the dark-skinned Indian Israelites, known as the Lamanites, had destroyed all of the white Nephites in a number of great battles. The Nephite records were supposedly written on golden plates and buried by Moroni, the last living Nephite, in the hill Cumorah.

1400 years later, a young treasure seeker named Joseph Smith, who was known for his tall tales, claimed to have uncovered these same gold plates near his home in upstate New York. He is now honored by Mormons as a prophet because he claimed to have had visions from the spirit world in which he was commanded to organize the Mormon Church, because all Christian creeds were an abomination. It was Joseph Smith who originated most of these peculiar doctrines which millions today believe to be true.

By maintaining a rigid code of financial and moral requirements and through performing secret temple rituals - for themselves and the dead -, the Latter Day Saints hope to prove their worthiness and thus become gods. The Mormons teach that everyone must stand at the final judgment before Joseph Smith, the Mormon Haelend and Elohim. Those Mormons who were sealed in the Eternal Marriage ceremony expect to become polygamist gods in the celestial kingdom, rule over other planets and spawn new families throughout eternity.

The Mormons thank God for Joseph Smith who claimed that he had done more for us than any other man, including Haelend Christ. The Mormons believe that he died as a martyr, shed his blood for us so that we too may become gods.